Cynical Betch
I have nothing to say about this other than it is so true!

I have nothing to say about this other than it is so true!

So strange

Hipsta

Anything that was cool when I was 8 is now cool and hipster!

Listen to my guest host spot!!!

I dont get excited about much but….. below is when I guest hosted on the Douche Chills Podcast! Listen you may pee its so funny!!!

The new episode “Spring Water Vag” with speacial guest host “The Cynical Betch” is up & ready!

Hey Douches! The new episode “Spring Water Vag” with special guest host and Tumblr Fav. “The Cynical Betch” is up & ready!

 Just go to: http://www.douchechillspodcast.com/

 In this week’s episode:

 -Sexting or Thumb Raping?

 -Sexually Embarrassing Drunk Stories

 -Doomsday Preppers

 -Listener Question: What does it taste like?

 -Top 5 Vomit Scenes

 -Baseballs Porniest Names

 -Hating Hipsters

 -Grooming Habits

 -Spring Break Stories

 -Satan Calls back

Hipster continued….

I never got the whole hipster thing… but the world finds the intense need to pigeon hole everyone into groups and labels so they are hipsters, others are ghetto, others are valley girls, and me I’m just crazy! Well this website is amazing and please view. I love the comparison of hipsters and homeless. Which reminds me to look to see if there is a website comparing hipster or homeless if not I need to make one! Happy looking although there are no pictures of hipster amish which I have heard is the new “cool” thing!

Convo Between Two Jerks

Laura: i’m going to go to jail today for kicking a coworkers ass

me: ME TOO

ill meeet you there